Welcome to Shrek's Corporate Swamp! Where fairy tales go to die and dreams are made of sludge. This ain't your grandparent's swamp, folks. No more lazy days lounging on lily pads, we're talking high-powered business rivals vying for control of the marsh.

Think you can cut it in this cutthroat industry? You'll need to be tough, because the only thing worse than a three-headed hydra is an office water cooler chat.

• Gummy Pizza: It's hot
• Donkey Kong Express: Get your toxic waste delivered swiftly

So come on down to Shrek's Corporate Swamp, where the coffee is swampy, and the opportunities are greener than ever!

Donkey Wants That 9-to-5 Life Maybe Thanks

This donkey just isn't feeling the whole nine-to-five grind. He might be a hard worker, but that office life just ain't for her. There's something about those fluorescent lights and cubicles that just sounds like a terrible idea. Allow him a nice, wide open field any day.

• They likes to eat grass, not paperwork.
• The only spreadsheets they needs are the ones made of dirt.
• Breaks in his schedule usually involve naps and munching on hay, not coffee runs.

Shrek 2: HR Nightmare in Fairy Tale Land

Fairy Tale Land's human resources department is in a total mess. It seems the arrival of Shrek and Fiona has triggered an unprecedented wave of controversy. Prince Charming, desperate to obtain his rightful place as ruler, has filed a formal complaint against Shrek, alleging insubordination. Meanwhile, Fairy Godmother's involvement in the company organization is causing tension amongst the employees. A heated debate has erupted over the raise of Gingerbread Man, while Pinocchio's untruthful actions is under scrutiny. The circumstances are explosive, and the HR staff is struggling to keep up.

Will Donkey be able to arbitrate this fairy tale fiasco? Or will Fairy Tale Land become the epicenter of workplace anarchy?

Shrek 3: Pink Slip Blues and Donkey's Retirement Plan

Alright, folks, let me explain you about this crazy mess in Shrek 3. So, our beloved ogre, Shrek, is feeling the pressure of being king. Turns out, ruling a kingdom isn't all happily ever afters. He gets a nasty message about his job abilities, basically saying he's struggling.

Now, Donkey is feeling the urge to kick back. He's tired of all the adventures and wants to live life easy. But here's the catch: there's a massive problem with Donkey's scheme. It involves his family and some seriously crazy plans that could end in disaster.

Stay tuned to find out if Shrek can salvage his kingdom and if Donkey can ever truly take it easy. This story is about to get wild.

Overwhelmed at Work Like a Swamp-Sized Problem

Man, I'm swamped/bogged down/buried at work right now. It's like Shrek/a dragon/the whole swamp decided to move in and make a mess/take over/ruin everything. My to-do list is longer than Donkey's legs, and I haven't even had time to grab a bite to eat/swing by the bathroom/catch my breath. I just need a break/want to disappear into the swamp/wish for a magic potion!

• Maybe I'll go for a walk in the mud
• If only I had some fairy godmother magic

Welp| Dragon's Booked ; She's Rocking It Hard

Oh bro, you won't trust what happened. That fierce dragon, the one with the plating that shimmer? Yeah, she's totally occupied. You see, she's hanging out on the web, sharing some seriously hilarious memes. Apparently, read more dragon existence isn't just about roasting marshmallows anymore. She's a true meme lord now!